Butt hair ain't pretty guys. If you want to know how to get rid of butt hair, listen up. While other methods can work like shaving or waxing, the easiest and best way is to simply grab a beard/facial hair trimming tool. Then, hop into the shower (while off) so that you can keep the bathroom floor clean. Start with the blade on a lower setting/clip so you’re comfortable with how much is coming off. Then, starting at the hamstring, gently run the trimmer up your butt. Don’t dig in when going up and down, keep the trimmer level to the skin, and make sure to be very gentle around the crack area as that could be a recipe for disaster. That's it, smooth as a baby's bottom!